Don Adams tells a story where a golfer went to the 18th with a four under and then proceeded to take 17 at that hole: “He took every club out of his bag, took the bag and threw it into the lake, went into the locker room, into the wash room, took out a razor blade, slit both wrists, held them over the sink, another guy walks in and says ‘you want to play tomorrow?’ he says ‘what time?’”
I might have told this story here, but it fits too well with today’s comic.
A friend of mine said that he saw a man toss his bag of clubs in the water hazard. A few minutes later the man came back and fished the bag out of the water, opened up the pouch, removed his car keys, and threw the bag back in the lake.
I was sitting in the 19th hole bar one afternoon, a guy walked up to the pond/lake and tossed a bag of clubs in the water. He then proceeded to the parking lot. A short time later he returned and waded into the water, picked up the clubs and fished around in one of the pockets and pulled out a set of keys. He dropped the bag back into the water and left. This was around 1985 or so.
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Such a wonderful golfer. Not!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Unless you’re stinkin’ rich, or they’re really cheap from a thrift store, you probably should.
noahproblem almost 5 years ago
It sounds like the golf balls weren’t the only spheres he lost…
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I played golf, once.
david_42 almost 5 years ago
The cure for high blood pressure: Take up golf. Or if you already play, quit!
MartinPerry1 almost 5 years ago
It’s an opportunity to get a better set of clubs. The old set was what was holding you back.
Auntie Socialist almost 5 years ago
Don Adams tells a story where a golfer went to the 18th with a four under and then proceeded to take 17 at that hole: “He took every club out of his bag, took the bag and threw it into the lake, went into the locker room, into the wash room, took out a razor blade, slit both wrists, held them over the sink, another guy walks in and says ‘you want to play tomorrow?’ he says ‘what time?’”
banjinshiju almost 5 years ago
I might have told this story here, but it fits too well with today’s comic.
A friend of mine said that he saw a man toss his bag of clubs in the water hazard. A few minutes later the man came back and fished the bag out of the water, opened up the pouch, removed his car keys, and threw the bag back in the lake.
jless almost 5 years ago
If I cared less about comic strip golf gags, I’d be careless.
davetb1956 almost 5 years ago
He definitely got a lot of holes in none.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 5 years ago
I was sitting in the 19th hole bar one afternoon, a guy walked up to the pond/lake and tossed a bag of clubs in the water. He then proceeded to the parking lot. A short time later he returned and waded into the water, picked up the clubs and fished around in one of the pockets and pulled out a set of keys. He dropped the bag back into the water and left. This was around 1985 or so.
gfchl almost 5 years ago
He’s just as bad, if not worse than Roger Fox at golf lol