Roz, you can also get a nice urn very fashionable for your ashes.
Burn, Baby, Burn!
leads to
Urn, Baby, Urn!
All members of the Rolling Stones will be cremated… let no Stone go unurned…
Reminds me of the time I was flying home from a hunting trip. I tried to bring 3 dead ducks on the plane, but they made me throw 1 away. They said I was only allowed 2 pieces of carrion.
Got to be truthful, Roz. It’s a cinder tell a lie.
Lou Grant would want to be left out in the garbage with his hat on. Wouldn’t that shock the garbage man?
I told my wife I want to be cremated. She said “I’ll make you an appointment for next week”!
Funny the mortician is a vulture.
So when that happens in their world, is it like those “broasted” chickens at the store? :-P
…said the sign in front of the funeral home.
Roz doesn’t seem of an age to worry about her bird-ily remains. Biz would be more appropriate.
Roz is an expert in cremation, ask her customers.
She wants to make a real ash out of herself? Sad
Rick McKee
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Roz, you can also get a nice urn very fashionable for your ashes.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Burn, Baby, Burn!
leads to
Urn, Baby, Urn!
All members of the Rolling Stones will be cremated… let no Stone go unurned…
Otto Knowbetter almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of the time I was flying home from a hunting trip. I tried to bring 3 dead ducks on the plane, but they made me throw 1 away. They said I was only allowed 2 pieces of carrion.
Display almost 5 years ago
Got to be truthful, Roz. It’s a cinder tell a lie.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
Lou Grant would want to be left out in the garbage with his hat on. Wouldn’t that shock the garbage man?
Stocky One almost 5 years ago
I told my wife I want to be cremated. She said “I’ll make you an appointment for next week”!
Buzzworld almost 5 years ago
Funny the mortician is a vulture.
sheilag almost 5 years ago
So when that happens in their world, is it like those “broasted” chickens at the store? :-P
Plods with ...™ almost 5 years ago
…said the sign in front of the funeral home.
rshive almost 5 years ago
Roz doesn’t seem of an age to worry about her bird-ily remains. Biz would be more appropriate.
Nuke Road Warrior almost 5 years ago
Roz is an expert in cremation, ask her customers.
buckman-j almost 5 years ago
She wants to make a real ash out of herself? Sad