A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
“Don’t you realize I can kill you with a word?” asked Satan.
“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone.
“Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY… for all eternity?” persisted Satan.
“Yep,” was the calm reply.
“And you’re still not afraid?” asked Satan.
“Nope.”
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?!”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for the last 48 years.”
finkd almost 5 years ago
And make sure it’s not a cutting remark.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
“Highness, forget the jokes, what do you think of a bit of magic? I can disappear myself.”
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Ewwww! Hope that blade is really sharp…..
rshive almost 5 years ago
Lots of stuff is funny the first time.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Whew, tough crowd!
“This serf walks into a bar …”
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
……or if it’s bloody bad! :oO
Yakety Sax almost 5 years ago
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
So Satan walked up to the old man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
“Aren’t you afraid of me?” Satan asked.
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
“Don’t you realize I can kill you with a word?” asked Satan.
“Don’t doubt it for a minute,” returned the old man, in an even tone.
“Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical AGONY… for all eternity?” persisted Satan.
“Yep,” was the calm reply.
“And you’re still not afraid?” asked Satan.
“Nope.”
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, “Well, why aren’t you afraid of me?!”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for the last 48 years.”
lagoulou almost 5 years ago
No pressure here…
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The king, a jester, and an executioner walk into a bar at the same time…
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Then let’s discuss how much you pay me. That should be good for a laugh.