Lisa Benson for April 18, 2019

One of the trumpster’s tools has been all over this report. Can we trust that we are seeing an honest version of it? Or something to please the boss?

Easter hunt ? I thought the whole Mueller investigation was a witch hunt started by Democrats ?

It sure would be nice to see it.

It’s the rotten egg that Trump and Co. will try to hide.

If it’s “Gold”, it’s safely locked away in trump’s vault, NEVER TO BE SEEN by anyone. Barr made sure of that!

Lisa, ma’am, please explain.

Why are you not demanding to see it?

Why are you willing to simply accept the word of the president?

If it was a witch hunt, don’t you want to prove your boys innocence and punish those who accused him falsely?

Or is there something more you’re afraid of?

The golden egg is hidden in the golden toilet.

Another Trump/Lisa Benson distraction. we all know this is nothing but a Barr report based loosely on the Muller report from the teaser 4-page summary. Until Congress has the entire, unexpurgated, un-redacted taxpayer funded Muller report, this is yet another Republican assault on our country.

The AG is holding a press conference prior to the release. So we’re going to be told how to interpret what is released prior to the release. We’re going to be told what it means before we see what we’re told it says. Sounds like tainting the well to me.

Mueller is going to be subpoenaed later today. We will get the whole report.

Gee! Every Democrat waited salivating for this report from Mueller. Now that Mueller has released the report and it is going to be distributed by a respected AG and the AGA in charge of it (Rosenstein) the Democrats are already moving to further crazy conspiracy theories. I believe “crazy conspiracy theory” fatigue is about to set in and the Democrats will now have NOTHING to talk about!

That pretty much shows how disrespectfully Barr is treating the process.

Buy stock in the Supreme Court, they’re going to be really busy the next few years as the White House fights off House requests for the full Mueller report, Trump tax info, etc.

FBI agent Peter Strzok’s text of May 18, 2017 (one month before joining Mueller’s team), "… my gut sense and concern is there’s no big there there.” Turns out his premonition was correct. (He was removed by Mueller from the team July 28, 2017 after his previous anti-Trump texts were revealed).

A golden egg from the Mueller Report

Trump personally directed Mike Flynn to find Hillary Clinton’s deleted emails, special counsel says. Flynn then reached out to GOP operative Peter Smith and Grassley staffer Barbara Ledeen, who embarked on parallel efforts to obtain them from hackers.

Good one, Lisa. Amazing how the report was released as a series of images in the PDF file rather than as searchable text. Your panel captures it well.

From the time it was issued, The GOP had more than enough time to put their spin in it…..cowards and delusional demented old f**ks! Bleep bleep

The Mueller Report is golden… and not the kind of gold Trump loves!!!!!!

The report is finally out, and is this the report that Barr was summarizing ? doesn’t look like it.

In 1973, Attorney General Elliott Richardson and Assistant AG William Ruckelhaus resigned rather than follow President Richard Nixon’s order to fire the Watergate Special Prosecutor. How low the ’Cons have fallen, Prez., AG, and Congress. A snake would have problems limboing under their morals and ethics any more.

Ho Hum. People see and hear exactly what they expect and want to see and hear. What a surprise. Plus, there will always be those who insist “There are Fairies at the bottom of our garden” (poem by Rose Fyleman), and that if we just keep looking for them, we’re bound to catch them. Well, keep on looking, then; knock yourselves out.

The secret: There is no golden egg! Bwaaaahaaaahaaa!

redacted, of course.

It’s freely available. Get your own (redacted) copy and see for yourself!

Not to worry; sooner or later an insider on Mueller’s team will pull a Daniel Ellsberg and we’ll get the whole thing.

….No one remembers Daniel Ellsberg…?