Those are either huge eggs or tiny chickens. In any case, I’m not sure chickens should be accused of being needlessly alarmist. Their “children” are being used to make McMuffins… (yes, I know, Chicken Little… :) )
Obviously all of the worlds experts and all of the worlds intelligent people – including our own National Security analysts for shame! – are in on the biggest conspiracy of ever just disrupt our American way of life.
It all started way back with charlatans like that Lincoln tricking us into giving up our God-given right to own slaves and Sinclair Lewis’ lies about food poisoning.
Then we got fooled again by quacks like Jonas Salk and that foreigner Fleming with the great vaccine & penicillin hoaxes.
Now that they had us goin along comes Marie Curie lyin about invisible rays that can kill & cure. Sure enough here comes another foreign idiot named Albert Steinsomthing sayin you could even make bombs out of invisible stuff and some real nonsense about how fast light goes and black holes in heaven. I kid you not!
Don’t fall for all this science-shmience trickery folks. We can do whatever we want to Earth – we own it after all! – and God will see to it that nothin bad ever happens. He always has hasn’t he!
There was a time when the concern was having children and having them die in a nuclear holocaust. Then there was the time(still happening) when there was a concern of how many children due to overpopulation. There are concerns of if and when to have children, and then there are some people who don’t know when to stop.
Payne is quite right here; those chickens have nothing to fear. And when they have stopped laying eggs, they will be taken to a retirement farm in upstate New York where they will be comfortable and well-fed for the rest of their natural lives.
“There’s scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult. And it does lead young people to have a legitimate question: Is it OK to still have children?”
kilioopu about 5 years ago
Those are either huge eggs or tiny chickens. In any case, I’m not sure chickens should be accused of being needlessly alarmist. Their “children” are being used to make McMuffins… (yes, I know, Chicken Little… :) )
gopher gofer about 5 years ago
talk about a one-track mind…
walfishj about 5 years ago
At least don’t have a child who grows up a Republican!
benjamineyal about 5 years ago
I don’t think Cortez is part of that movement, although it does exist. They make some interesting points.
• Thomas about 5 years ago
You tell ‘em Mr. Payne!
Obviously all of the worlds experts and all of the worlds intelligent people – including our own National Security analysts for shame! – are in on the biggest conspiracy of ever just disrupt our American way of life.
It all started way back with charlatans like that Lincoln tricking us into giving up our God-given right to own slaves and Sinclair Lewis’ lies about food poisoning.
Then we got fooled again by quacks like Jonas Salk and that foreigner Fleming with the great vaccine & penicillin hoaxes.
Now that they had us goin along comes Marie Curie lyin about invisible rays that can kill & cure. Sure enough here comes another foreign idiot named Albert Steinsomthing sayin you could even make bombs out of invisible stuff and some real nonsense about how fast light goes and black holes in heaven. I kid you not!
Don’t fall for all this science-shmience trickery folks. We can do whatever we want to Earth – we own it after all! – and God will see to it that nothin bad ever happens. He always has hasn’t he!
RAGs about 5 years ago
Apparently, Henry attended the Trump Institute of Science and Technology, with Pence as his instructor.
Frankfreak about 5 years ago
There was a time when the concern was having children and having them die in a nuclear holocaust. Then there was the time(still happening) when there was a concern of how many children due to overpopulation. There are concerns of if and when to have children, and then there are some people who don’t know when to stop.
NeoconMan about 5 years ago
Payne is quite right here; those chickens have nothing to fear. And when they have stopped laying eggs, they will be taken to a retirement farm in upstate New York where they will be comfortable and well-fed for the rest of their natural lives.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
The Republican chickens will do nothing to stop the destruction of earth.
Concretionist about 5 years ago
A cartoon drawn by a person with a little chicken cortex.
Dtroutma about 5 years ago
Payne and the deniers are the bird brains. Hmmm, I’ve seen a chicken that can play the piano, can Payne?
Daeder about 5 years ago
Over 7 billion people, Payne. Is it too much to ask that people use common sense and adjust their lifestyle to suit reality?
DrPawl about 5 years ago
What AOC actually said was:
“There’s scientific consensus that the lives of children are going to be very difficult. And it does lead young people to have a legitimate question: Is it OK to still have children?”
https://www.newsweek.com/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-aoc-climate-change-have-kids-children-1342853
Yes, we need children. No, we’re not leaving them a well cared-for planet.