Only when you sprint, Blade Runner.
Nah, your grass was big to start with.
Usually it is a wife/girlfriend asking that.
Could use a mowing! At least a slight trim!
Said no man, ever.
Should I be worried that I LMAO when I read this?
He was mauled by a horde of giant locusts. They devoured his grass.
Buy a bottle of “Noassatol” at your local drugstore.
Grassping at straws.
How many times do I have to tell you, it’s not a skirt, it’s a kilt.
What part of the male body is known as grass?
“Nah, it’s alright! Right length, too! Say, I heard you can’t wear Mini’s! That right?”
July 17, 2015
mddshubby2005 about 5 years ago
Only when you sprint, Blade Runner.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
Nah, your grass was big to start with.
garcoa about 5 years ago
Usually it is a wife/girlfriend asking that.
Stevefk about 5 years ago
Could use a mowing! At least a slight trim!
ArtyD2 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Said no man, ever.
Triker2011 about 5 years ago
Should I be worried that I LMAO when I read this?
ChazNCenTex about 5 years ago
He was mauled by a horde of giant locusts. They devoured his grass.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
Buy a bottle of “Noassatol” at your local drugstore.
gammaguy about 5 years ago
Grassping at straws.
sandflea about 5 years ago
How many times do I have to tell you, it’s not a skirt, it’s a kilt.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f about 5 years ago
What part of the male body is known as grass?
dwane.scoty1 about 5 years ago
“Nah, it’s alright! Right length, too! Say, I heard you can’t wear Mini’s! That right?”