in other words, he’s a carnivore because he doesn’t have an excuse why he’s a vegetarian?
Just a social carnivore, then.
His reasoning works on other things too.
No gotta explain nuthin’ to nobody.
“Damn it, Jim. I’m a carnivore, not a vegetarian!”
He’s competing in the Lame Excuse contest. He could be in the finals.
I just order, and it usually takes a few trips before anyone even notices.
What do you mean he don’t eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] Oh, that’s okay. I make lamb. —-Aunt Voula
all the meat goes to his giant head
I eat many meals that do not contain meat. No one ever notices when I eat meat or don’t.
I’m going to go with that.
You shouldn’t have to explain why you’re a vegetarian. It’s nobody’s business.
November 07, 2013
Templo S.U.D. about 5 years ago
in other words, he’s a carnivore because he doesn’t have an excuse why he’s a vegetarian?
Alys France about 5 years ago
Just a social carnivore, then.
whahoppened about 5 years ago
His reasoning works on other things too.
wrytercat about 5 years ago
No gotta explain nuthin’ to nobody.
nosirrom about 5 years ago
“Damn it, Jim. I’m a carnivore, not a vegetarian!”
Cerabooge about 5 years ago
He’s competing in the Lame Excuse contest. He could be in the finals.
I just order, and it usually takes a few trips before anyone even notices.
patiodragon about 5 years ago
What do you mean he don’t eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] Oh, that’s okay. I make lamb. —-Aunt Voula
rabizar about 5 years ago
all the meat goes to his giant head
locake about 5 years ago
I eat many meals that do not contain meat. No one ever notices when I eat meat or don’t.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
I’m going to go with that.
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
You shouldn’t have to explain why you’re a vegetarian. It’s nobody’s business.