Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 03, 2019

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    You should try the maple!

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    danketaz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Virgil Partch; Proprietor

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    Superfrog  about 5 years ago

    Did you have some chips?

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    Gent  about 5 years ago

    Well, they don’t really eat wood, do they?

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    But in an hour they’ll be pining for more.

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    bhamdodger  about 5 years ago

    Beavers don’t eat wood.

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    Lablubber   about 5 years ago

    Wait until the see Bamboo Palace Buffet.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And toothpick appetizers were a nice touch, after you got all the gunk off of ’em.

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    heathcliff2  about 5 years ago

    Apparently the children weren’t enough.

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    Jeff0811  about 5 years ago

    I reheated food from our favorite Chinese restaurant the other day. It had two different kinds of fried rice, plus 4 servings of steamed rice, with parts of some other meals thrown in. I called it “More Rice than you Can Shake a Chopstick At.”

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