I’m sure that dad is not a cultivated bacteria.
Funny how they all (especially Dad) look rather like the Simpsons…
He’ll be split in two by the time he finds out!
Hey waitaminute. There is no mom and dad in binary fission! This is fake news!
Time for that awkward mitosis talk!
I did. Kids just like to hear stories over and over.
I just told him the birds and bees story!
Well son, when Daddy really loves himself then one day…
Dad has his easy chair and his remote but where is his can of beer?
He looks very Homer Simpson-esque.
“He just didn’t absorb it.”
Why does “Dad” look like Homer Simpson?
OK, I think this would be a good time for him to split.
juncarlo about 5 years ago
I’m sure that dad is not a cultivated bacteria.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 5 years ago
Funny how they all (especially Dad) look rather like the Simpsons…
Nachikethass about 5 years ago
He’ll be split in two by the time he finds out!
Gent about 5 years ago
Hey waitaminute. There is no mom and dad in binary fission! This is fake news!
chris_weaver about 5 years ago
Time for that awkward mitosis talk!
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
I did. Kids just like to hear stories over and over.
flemmingo about 5 years ago
I just told him the birds and bees story!
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Well son, when Daddy really loves himself then one day…
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Dad has his easy chair and his remote but where is his can of beer?
jmclaughlinvt about 5 years ago
He looks very Homer Simpson-esque.
Stephen Gilberg about 5 years ago
“He just didn’t absorb it.”
hogpop.padula about 5 years ago
Why does “Dad” look like Homer Simpson?
P51Strega about 5 years ago
OK, I think this would be a good time for him to split.