Looks like they were pure virus, or nearly so.
“Drat! This thing was set to purée rather than neutralize.”
“Wait! You mean those were iPhones? I wish I knew that beforehand… You have to send those to Apple for neutralization,…. At $129 per phone ……….. ;-)
neutralization! I like that, can you send them anything?
It doesn’t bother you that his neutralizer is an unlicensed nuclear device? He owes those Iranians money!
Neutralize? You were supposed to neuter them!
Contact list?Let me restore that for you….
Monty Ph: 555-NERDEmail: elsuave1@hotmail.com
Beer Store DeliveryPh: 5BE-ERME
Done,
“Your contact info is backed up and every bit as safe as the budding AIs we just tried to neutralize.”
Looks like you’re going to have to start over on Candy Crush
’Tis ever thus with “upgrades”.
Well that should do the trick.
Fried phones: good! Skynet probably down: good! Lost contact lists: who cares? Prof just saved you and the world, guys!
The contact list is in the cloud … of smoke rising above your phones.
Seems like his device is an electronic sledgehammer…
M2MM about 5 years ago
Looks like they were pure virus, or nearly so.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 5 years ago
“Drat! This thing was set to purée rather than neutralize.”
Enter.Name.Here about 5 years ago
“Wait! You mean those were iPhones? I wish I knew that beforehand… You have to send those to Apple for neutralization,…. At $129 per phone ……….. ;-)
wydk about 5 years ago
neutralization! I like that, can you send them anything?
FassEddie about 5 years ago
It doesn’t bother you that his neutralizer is an unlicensed nuclear device? He owes those Iranians money!
luvcmx about 5 years ago
Neutralize? You were supposed to neuter them!
nitromicro about 5 years ago
Contact list?Let me restore that for you….
Monty Ph: 555-NERDEmail: elsuave1@hotmail.com
Beer Store DeliveryPh: 5BE-ERME
Done,
Kip W about 5 years ago
“Your contact info is backed up and every bit as safe as the budding AIs we just tried to neutralize.”
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Looks like you’re going to have to start over on Candy Crush
AndrewSihler about 5 years ago
’Tis ever thus with “upgrades”.
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
Well that should do the trick.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Fried phones: good! Skynet probably down: good! Lost contact lists: who cares? Prof just saved you and the world, guys!
Chuck about 5 years ago
The contact list is in the cloud … of smoke rising above your phones.
craigwestlake about 5 years ago
Seems like his device is an electronic sledgehammer…