Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 18, 2019

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    Baarorso  about 5 years ago

    For once, his nose isn’t growing so he’s TELLING THE TRUTH! ;-D

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    Nachikethass  about 5 years ago

    Use a finer grain and finish off with varnish.

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Nose is dead; Bark Beetles. May have to be careful of woodpeckers tho.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It kinda goes against Pinocchio’s grain to tell any more lies…. he nose where it leads.

    The unvarnished truth is that if he gets in more trouble, Geppetto has no strings to pull…

     

    So nowadays, he doesn’t hang with a bad crowd…

    He does what he’s axed to do…

    Wooden shoe?

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Okey, Pinokee!

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    paul  about 5 years ago

    Oh, look at his whittle shoes.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

    Clogs.

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    CYGNUS X1  about 5 years ago

    Pinocchio’s TP and Facial Tissues are 20 grit.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What do you say we each buy a pair and go Dutch?

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    El Cobbo Grande  about 5 years ago

    Please ….please…. hahahahaha

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I bought a pair of Dutch wooden shoes eons ago. They make much better planters than shoes.

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    Fenshaw  about 5 years ago

    Sometimes there are no words. This is one of those times. Oy!

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