Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 23, 2019

It’s easier for them if you don’t resist.

There will be a Human Reservation set up. On Iceland.

Peace through conquest.

We had to destroy the planet to pacify it.

You can start with our grapes – they’re already Concord.

Pax Alieno.

They did not read the sign at the edge of our solar system. "This system is Quarantined Keep out Dangerous. All Contact is forbidden. Invasive Dangerous Species detected on third planet. " " By order of Galactic Health and Safety "

Are you saying the biased news isn’t really biased?

Sounds to me like a typical Earthian “foreign policy.”

So, what’s with all the anal probing then?

That’s the way it usually works…

Can’t argue with that logic.

We are too far away as it is. And finding empty worlds is far easier than tracking down the few with intelligent life on it.