Clay Jones for March 02, 2019

Trump is the first president in more than a hundred years not to have a dog.

This says much about Trump.

It is also good news in the world of dogs.

Makes me think of Borgnine in “the Vikings”.

He would if he could.

There IS a dog in the White House. It’s called “Donald” and is President Putin’s most loyal pet.

The United States is going to the vicious racist anti-social dogs under Trump.

Maybe he would be a better person if he had a dog…….but, as indicated, we would all feel sorry for that dog.

Easy to imagine what kind of dog he’d get. This is one case where we’re better off with no dog since he’s hound dog enough.

Wait: What did Cohen coat Baldwin with?

Kim has also used nerve gas and heavy military guns to execute enemies. I wonder if Donny Boy is jealous…./s

Choe, North Korea’s vice foreign minister:“The impression I got observing this summit from the side was that our chairman seems to have difficulty understanding the U.S. way of reckoning,” she said. “I felt that our chairman has lost the will to engage in dealmaking, with the U.S. saying that even a partial lifting of sanctions for the civilian economy is hard.” The end of the bromance? Maybe Kim will send Trump a North Korean pet Rottweiler as a parting gift.

Some have noted that our fine president lacks a dog. They seem to have forgotten the majority of cabinet members and presidentitial advisors.

I would be the first president to have a Komodo dragon as official pet. Imagine the photo ops of feeding it raw red meat. That and the first Komodo octo-dragon hybrid.

Black agitprop.