Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 04, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    oh, top o’ th’evenin’, officer

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    AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Andy avoided the nick in (wait for it!) the nick of time.

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    AFFICIONADO  about 5 years ago

    @Number Three Today’s strip IS very funny for a change , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp shows good judgment , after bonking into someone in the dark and was geared up to get into a punch-up , when the police officer shined a torch , he glibly turned it into an apology :o) right? my avatar is an old photo of a Carnival float because today is the last day of Carnival in Malta , I like your new Avatar, how was your day? ours will be another" Manic Monday" for Connie and a bit hectic for me because I have errands to run , and I have to walk to do them:;{ , take care pal.

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    steven01221971  about 5 years ago

    The other half of his mind is still drenched in booze.

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    naplllp  about 5 years ago

    Nice save, Andy.

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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Andy appears to be sober. Must be on his way to the pub.

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    justjam38  about 5 years ago

    Nothing an alcoholic/drunk does is funny. They are a pathetic lot.

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    paullp Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I’m reminded of a WWII era joke about General Eisenhower touring an army base. One very dark night a private bumps into him and both are knocked down.

    “Why don’t you look where you’re going, you clumsy oaf!” snarls the private.

    “Do you happen to know who I am?” snaps the general.

    “General Eisenhower, no doubt!”

    “That’s right!”

    The private, after a moment of terror, replies, “Oh, yeah? Well, do you happen to know who I am?”

    The general, somewhat surprised, answers, “No.”

    The private yells, “Thank goodness!” and runs off into the dark.

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    cubswin2016  about 5 years ago

    Saying Andy has half a mind is being way too generous.

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    ayespin  about 5 years ago

    The officer was not very smart … he has completely ruined his own night vision instead of Andy’s.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 5 years ago

    As Ben Franklin never commented, “All fight clouds look gray in the dark.”

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    Vizungu  about 5 years ago

    The cop quickly changed his hat…

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    patlaborvi  about 5 years ago

    I remember one time when I was driving up a one-way street in my hometown and someone turned on to the street right in front of me so I had to swerve to avoid them. I laid on the horn before I realized that the other car was a police car.

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    tad1  about 5 years ago

    Reminds me of a scene from a Three Stooges film. Shemp: “I oughta-” Moe: “You oughta WHAT?!” Shemp: “I oughta be more careful!”

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    Tin Can Twidget  about 5 years ago

    Andy ain’t THAT drunk yet. ;)

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