Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 13, 2019

Well, you are a troll, Aunty. That’s why.

You know what, Aunty? That is a VERY good question!

You guys, stop picking on Aunty. It’s impolite.

It only works while you’re asleep, maybe?

It’s a fair question. But try to imagine how you’d look without it.

And it’s downhill from there.

Have you considered a face transplant, Aunty?

Good question! I don’t look good until I’ve showered and moisturized

‘Cause when you’re asleep, everyone goes “Beauty!” ☺

Good question, why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

PLEASE! Speak for yourself. . .

One of life’s little jokes.

Because you aren’t the sleeping beauty, Aunty.

It gives you a Base Line to compare the Rest of the day to.

Aunty must be sleeping in…

I never think or worry about that.I figure that I can’t get any uglier !