Strange Brew by John Deering for February 24, 2019

Pineapple on pizza! Yurrrgh!!! Diabolical!!!

Better than anchovies.

Better than corn on the Pizza.

I’ll feel right at home

When it comes to pizza, I’m not that fussy.

Works for me. I hate pepperoni.

There are some things I don’t care for on a pizza, but I don’t care if someone else has it on theirs. And if the only pizza available (think buffet) has the item I don’t like, I take it off before eating.

Should you ever visit New Zealand: https://hellpizza.com/

Forget political ideologies. What really divides people are the everyday things in life:

New England Patriots / Dallas Cowboys: you either love them or hate them. Nobody is apathetic.

Never discuss sex, politics or religion in the office. However, there is ACC Basketball: It’s better than sex, more controversial than politics and is considered a major religion on “Tobacco Row.”

Pineapple on Pizza: Love it or hate it.

But most controversial of all: Whether the paper goes over the top or comes out from behind on a roll of toilet paper. Wars have been started with less cause. FYI: the patent for roll toilet paper shows it going over the top.

Yum

Not San Francisco style, after “Inside Out”?

Whoever invented the “Hawaiian Pizza” belongs in Hell.Pineapple in a fruit salad, no problem, on a pizza, no way.The only fruit that belongs on a Pizza is tomato!

My favorite, and all my friends will be there!

Only people who dislike pineapple go to hell.

People who don’t like Hawaiian pizza certainly deserve sympathy rather than enmity; they will never know what paradise is. But I imagine many people who claim not to like it are just trolling the rest of us.

One man’s hell is another man’s heaven. My husband loves pineapple on his pizzas so he would be very happy to have that for all eternity.

That’s almost my favorite: thin crust, meat lovers’, chicken, pineapple, jalapeno slices (good ones), BBQ sauce and a pitcher of beer. Beer is on the side, of course, don’t want to commit heresy….. 8^)

Let’s be sensible here, good folks. The ONLY thing that you shouldn’t put on a pizza, is parsnips. MAIN reason for this, is because they’ll KILL you.Proven fact….everybody that eats parsnips, eventually dies.Not me. I’m in it for the long haul. NO PARSNIPS on the pizza.

Hawaiian pizza is more like a dessert… how about some chocolate pizza?

It’s only hell if they don’t make it with shredded, unsweetened coconut.