Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for February 17, 2019

Aw, Mittens…You’re so deprived, you poor kitty-boy… :( Please just be happy you don’t need a cat scan or lab (filthy hound) tests! ;~}

Trust me, Mittens, you wouldn’t want a CAT scan.

Mittens – grandma would never, ever cheat on you. Ever.

Later you can give her a MRI. A Mittens Relative Inspection.

Ask Fiona or Stumpy to sit and stare at you and that will be your CAT scan.

There’s more than one way to scan a cat!

Wait until she gets the Lab results, then she’ll make Earl jealous as well.

Dogs sometimes can’t tell if you’re healthy but cats can.

#poorneglectedbaby

#fillthevoid