Steve Kelley for February 14, 2019

Paul Manafort and Roger Stone are squirrels now?

Aside from the insult to squirrels, it’s a classic Kelley distortion.

Individual 1’s associates are falling like dominoes, but it’s small potatoes that doesn’t mean anything, right? Riiiiight.

Further to @Daeder’s excellent comment … Pau Manafort, Roger Stone, Michael Cohen, Rick Gates, Maria Butina, her boyfriend Paul Erickson, George Papadopoulos — numerous other Russian agents … those are some mighty ginormous squirrels.

Steve Kelley has a lot of nerve to defend those who would subvert the United States to the interests of Russia, denigrate a highly decorated war hero (Bronze Star (with “V” for Valor) / Purple Heart) while supporting a draft dodger who we have now learned got a medical excuse for bone spurs that was as phony and fake as everything else in his life.

Steve Kelley: Go back to Russia if you hate the FBI, decorated war heroes, and support a fake, unelected “president” who repeatedly has stated that he trusts Vladimir Putin more than the heads of his own intelligence agencies that HE APPOINTED.

Traitors!

Is that rodent John Gotti????

Mueller is after bigger game. He’s already taken down some of the lesser rodents.

You wish Kelly.

It’s a classic tactic — no matter what, deny or minimize. Mueller has found more in less than two years than Ken Starr did over more time. Oh, and how about those Benghazi investigations?

And the report isn’t even issued yet!

A little lower and Pence would be president.

Its weird that you feel so threatened by a decorated Marine who has been a republican his whole life.

If that squirrel was drawn as a rat it would at least be a little more accurate.

Conservatives and humor. Oil and water.

You wish, Kelly.

This cartoon is ignoring all of the evidence and literally saying, “Squirrel!”

It takes a good man to shoot a squirrel with a big gun and leave enough to skin it. Suspect the trump is about to be skinned with precision as well.

Good one, Steve!

Kelley and other RWs have fallen prey to wishful thinking! Perhaps they should do some praying instead!

Correct but he still has the BIG GUN.

Reminds me of the Monty Python episode where Eric Idle goes hunting mosquitoes with a flame thrower and a shoulder fired missile launcher!

Hey, I’m falling past the 27th floor and no harm so far!!!!

steve, do you actually believe the garbage you peddle?

Just wait until we get to look in the box. :-D

I hope Kelley got a nice pat on the head for this from his drunken, raving boss:

https://pghguild.com/2019/02/13/newspaper-guild-of-pittsburgh-eyewitness-accounts-of-the-incident-involving-pittsburgh-post-gazette-publisher-john-robinson-block/

Reminder – Block is the guy who fired Rob Rogers for not kissing Trump’s ample derriere with his cartoons.

Good one, Steve!

There were no contacts between anyone on the Trump campaign and the Russians. Well, there were no contacts between anyone high up in the Trump campaign and the Russians. Well, there were no illegal contacts between anyone in the Trump campaign and the Russians. Well, there were no direct contacts between Trump himself and the Russians. And Trump didn’t know what his top campaign officials were doing, and what his own son and son-in-law were doing. So there, no collusion.

It appears that the squirrel dyed its blonde (or orange) hair for the cartoon…..

There’s the Big Lie technique, and then there’s the ignore the facts technique. This is that one.

Kelley and Pecker have a lot in common!

So, Kelley, I read your boss made a real drunken ass of himself today – you must be so proud. No staff raises for, what, 13 years? Trying to prevent the union from posting notices on the premises? Berating his crying adolescent daughter in public? Sounds like a fine, upstanding red-capped Republican.

Not a very realistic portrait – he has smaller paws than that, and he’s more orange, and of course Mueller hasn’t got him quite yet….

Equating a bunch of criminals, anti-patriots, and just plain disgusting greedy, amoral, horrible human animals with a non-human animal who is just trying to live amongst people trying to kill him/her, not really harming anyone is not only stupid, unfunny but repulsive.