Steve Benson for February 11, 2019

Scary Steve, Scary.

I could bearly stop laughing.

Looks like fat-ass is REALLY in “Desperate Bearing Straits”… (yeah, I know…long reach for a bad pun…)

Ursa worse-a!

There used to be (maybe still is) a comic called “Grin and Bear It.” This looks like “Bear Grin and It.”

“It” being you know who.

Wherever he wandered, whenever he roamed

He couldn’t be fonder of Putin’s home

The feds are buzzin’ by the threes

To make some indictments just for We

When you look under the rocks and plants

And take glance at the fancy ants

And maybe try a few, haha, try one

The bear necessities of life

They’ll come for you

They have come for you

RICO….what a sweet acronym. Can you imagine SDNY investigating you? Gives me shivers, just thinking about it. I have an unpaid parking ticket from 1973, it’s been weighing on my conscience. Sad.

I wouldn’t take tRump’s word on anything. A man who says the intelligence people need to go back to school and who says climate change is a hoax is an idiot – a deliberate, purposeful idiot.

To borrow from Hamlet (with only a gender change) “The president* doth protest too much, methinks.”

Can he see Russia from his Oval Office?

Or is it only on the other end of his smart [sic] phone?

Please feed this bear. And point it over to the reThugliCons in the Senate after it finishes its meal in the White House. We just have to hope it doesn’t die of food poisoning before it makes it to the Senate.