FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 17, 2019

The fake beach outfit

if Jason keeps quiet, who’s going to notice his siblings’ Facebook (or Instagram) pics of being at a tropical paradise are fake?

Well, they pulled out the real one and put in a parking lot.

Well I see that the “Spring Break” BS is in full swing. Good thing that someone has a shovel handy for all that BS.

Here in the Great Pacific Northwest we finally broke into the upper 50’s or lower 60’s.

Here in southern New England, the snow has been melting since the last little snowfall a week or so ago. We may get off without more shoveling, although we’ve seen the occasional April snow storm.

I understand selfies if you want a picture of yourself, and there’s nobody around to take it for you. But wouldn’t it be easier for the kids to take pictures of each other?

After shoveling, of course.

Has no one told her the trout pout is dead? Ugh!

Between expensive spring break vacations and proms and vehicles in school lots I can’t afford, it is hard to understand why the middle class is disappearing.

Here I am at the Amazon jungle…

Ahhh… It was a nice winter. Here in NorCal, I can saw it was nice to finally see snow on the mountains again.

hey its me

Posting Spring Break photos… what a laugh!

Have to mention that little brother can laugh at his brother having to shovel the sidewalk but his turn will come when he’s the only child left in the house and has all of the chores.

80 degrees where I am now.

The kids like where I live at, nice 2 days, no snow.

Tell Peter that shoveling the snow will help pump up his buffness. He might even fall for it.

Does anyone else think Jason would be a good twitch streamer?

The snow in the driveway can wait a few minutes. Mom’s being unreasonable if she wants it done “first”.

Where do they live? I live in the northeast and all our snow melted

Is is even spring break yet?

She’s lying! It’s always sunny and fair in England!

She looks weird.