FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 21, 2019

so switch places, Peter (I hope Jason isn’t ambidextrous)

I can’t see any other reason for eating grapefruit than to squirt juice onto your brother. The things are really nasty.

I have no idea how the bowl of cereal ended up on his head.

If he learns to eat right handed, he can alternate and squirt Paige too

“Hey, Mom. Would it be all right if I converted Jason into a chalk outline on the floor?”

I had a little brother like that…..HAD being the operative word.

in the unseen fifth panel that spoon would be somewhere jason wish it wasn’t …

The Duncan grapefruit was full of seeds, but great tasting.

I do not like grapefruit. Too bitter.

That juice in your eye isn’t fun. The bartender at an establishment I frequent was squeezing a lemon in front of me and my beer, and I got a shot directly in my eye. And I wear contacts so that makes it a lot worse.

Will that spoon work perfectly in your EYE, Jason?