Yes Yes, Yes, but who are we going to fight ? The brown Mexicans swarming across the wall less border, Or the crazy Canadians trying to smuggle maple syrup into the US ? Just make sure we don’t do anything to harm mother Russia.
Trump has the authority to launch nuclear weapons unilaterally in certain circumstances (i.e. told the U.S. is already under attack and we have X minutes to respond). He can order a first strike but hopefully others would review the circumstances and see if it made sense.
“I first became aware of it, Bolton, during the physical act of love…Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Bolton. But I do deny them my essence.”
In the beginning dumpty didn’t want bolton because he didn’t like his mustache. He only wanted picture perfect, recruiting poster generals. He certainly has had to lower his standards. Though anyone willing to work for him have no standards.
cambrdgttl over 5 years ago
With Bolton around, the Republican congressmen won’t have to worry about explaining their support of Trump to future generations.
shakeswilly over 5 years ago
Yes Yes, Yes, but who are we going to fight ? The brown Mexicans swarming across the wall less border, Or the crazy Canadians trying to smuggle maple syrup into the US ? Just make sure we don’t do anything to harm mother Russia.
mourdac Premium Member over 5 years ago
Trump has the authority to launch nuclear weapons unilaterally in certain circumstances (i.e. told the U.S. is already under attack and we have X minutes to respond). He can order a first strike but hopefully others would review the circumstances and see if it made sense.
Guy Fawkes over 5 years ago
“I first became aware of it, Bolton, during the physical act of love…Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Bolton. But I do deny them my essence.”
Kip W over 5 years ago
Didn’t we drop more than enough Agent Orange in the Vietnam conflict?
Vidrinath Premium Member over 5 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snTaSJk0n_Y
“WAAAAHHHOOOOO!” starting at about 1:35
Radish the wordsmith over 5 years ago
Dump vicious Trump before he destroys the world.
Dtroutma over 5 years ago
As if Bonespurs wasn’t dangerous enough on his own, now Wally Walrus is chiming in again.
dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago
OK, so don’t disrupt the country by impeaching him. How ’bout a simple deportation. Russia is lovely this time of year.
feverjr Premium Member over 5 years ago
John Bolton is no Slim Pickens…
martens over 5 years ago
John Bolton is a serial arms control killer (and a pretty unpleasant person).
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/theworldpost/wp/2019/02/01/inf/
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 5 years ago
I always seen mr. Bolton as a modern dr. Strangelove
parkerinthehouse over 5 years ago
It’ll be Venezuela where the oil is
amethyst52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
In the beginning dumpty didn’t want bolton because he didn’t like his mustache. He only wanted picture perfect, recruiting poster generals. He certainly has had to lower his standards. Though anyone willing to work for him have no standards.