Monty by Jim Meddick for February 14, 2019

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    Randy B Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Monty, you just went from “meh” to “Ewww…”

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    nitromicro  about 5 years ago

    Taking the anti-v day thing one step to far.

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    Plumbob Wilson  about 5 years ago

    Perhaps it would be best to not examine Monty’s personal hygiene too closely.

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    FassEddie  about 5 years ago

    Aha! She has boundaries!

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    “Better yet!”, Monty replies, “Let’s Skype out romantic dinner to other people.”

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    MDRiggs Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Whatever happened to Gretch? Never see her anymore.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    And when you Skype, don’t forget the tape.

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    Striped Cat  about 5 years ago

    Just remember, if you don’t have a date for Valentine’s Day it’s not a big deal. It’s just like any other day of the year where nobody loves you.

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    mobile  about 5 years ago

    Valentines Day is just a retail marketing scheme for Jewelry stores to make women look like gold digging bimbos who canʻt possibly LOVE someone without receiving diamonds first and then evermore.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Too much effort, Monty.

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    Sisyphos  about 5 years ago

    Deliciously unromantic! Perfect!

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