Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 01, 2019

Is that a clown poking a small helium-filled balloon through the storm drain?

At least the getaway car doesn’t also have a “Student Driver” sign on it.

First guy looks like a poop emoji.

I would imagine pantyhose sales are down I never see women wear them anymore.

I’d say they both are hosed…

They may as well use the “getaway car” to drive themselves to the police station. It will save everyone a lot of effort and time.

Pennypacker!

Well, if they put him the in a line-up the witnesses will say, “It looks like his face but I don’t recognize the legs….”