Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 02, 2019

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The first to warp it in bacon and deep fry it will get the most business.

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    Stocky One  over 5 years ago

    Leaf and let leaf, fellas!

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    They co-own the farm and compete for publicity.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    “Wow! You can really taste the kale!”

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Kudos on a great pun!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Looks like you can get a free vegan treat right out of that street corner.

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    Cerabooge  over 5 years ago

    Then along comes the elegant young lady selling haggis.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Relax boys. There is plenty of “no-customers” for both of you.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 5 years ago

    Neither one of them seems properly dressed for February weather. I predict that after half an hour in the wind chill, they’ll both be frozen salad.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Go to your corners and come out fighting.”

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    Hardhar  over 5 years ago

    Arugulaing will get you nowhere. Lettuce live in peas.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    The outcome romaines to be seen.

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    eegriff Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They should join forces… sell “kalugala” perhaps?

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    stamps  over 5 years ago

    Now all we need is a pickle franchise.

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