Scott Stantis for January 17, 2019

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    feverjr Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s made a pact with the king, when Elaine Chao became Secretary of Transportation…

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    “No one’s home! Especially not us chickens!”

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    He really is a turdle.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    McConnell has blocked votes to end the shut down Twice!

    The Trump McConnell shut down is the longest in history and for what reason?

    They don’t want to be investigated as the Russian agents that they are.

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    lopaka  over 5 years ago

    Ryan is gone. Wish Mitch would follow

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    Librarylady  over 5 years ago

    He’s the biggest coward I’ve ever run across. And a mean-spirited, cruel-hearted coward at that.

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    Diamond Lil  over 5 years ago

    He’s as bad a pig as the moron he protects in the White House. Throw that bum out once and for all!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Being as you can’t find Mitch to do his job.. change tactics. The real powers apparently are Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. convince those fools and you have a deal.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Mitch is frightened of a freshman representative from New York and her iPhone. Where’s Mitch?

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    shakeswilly  over 5 years ago

    M McConnell: Obstinacy of a turtle, courage of a chicken and the integrity of a snake.

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    But her e-mails!

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    Johnny on the Spot  over 5 years ago

    He’s not there. He’s currently meeting with Trump asking for his balls back.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Kamala Harris said the Dems and Repubs were literally singing Christmas carols together as they put together the bi-partisan bill.

    Trump refused to sign it. It is the Trump Shut Down 100%

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Trump Picks Mitch McConnell’s Brother-In-Law, Gordon Hartogensis, To Lead Pension Agency

    Experts say the choice to lead the Pension Benefit Guaranty Corp. wasn’t based on qualifications.

    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/gordon-hartogensis-mcconnell-brother-in-law-pension-agency_us_5afbf66fe4b06a3fb50c144a?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Face it, "It’s a “Trumplican,” government shutdown." When there’s enough votes in the senate to reopen the government, but Mitch McConnell won’t allow a VOTE? TWO men are keeping the govt. shutdown! And “Komrade Trumplinsky,” IS throwing a tantrum.

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    pamela welch Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pretty good Scott! It does however, seem to be demeaning to the real Turtles/Tortoises of the world.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Well, it is our fault. The most common appellation for him is Yertle the Turtle.

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