Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2019

“What does the vulture know I don’t know?”

“Vultures have to travel huge distances to find food and can travel over 150 km (100 mi) in a day at speeds greater than 100 km/hr (60 mph).”-from http://vulturesrock.com/quick-facts/

At least there weren’t tree old ladies stirring a cauldron and telling you your future like they did for the King of Scotland.

Am I the only one who thought of the “Food, glorious food!” sequence in “Ice Age, The Meltdown”?

The vulture’s an optimist.

He got a sign from above.

Your health’s fine, but you’re becoming an old buzzard!

Perhaps Littlejohn was trying to use the Celtic pronunciation for the number Three—which is “tree”. Perhaps. ; )

“… answer these questions three.”

Vulture – “Patience my ass, I’m gonna kill something” " Rodney looks like a nice snack"

Nah, your okay. Vultures seem to follow people with walking sticks and canes. However, it has been proven that they are attracted by scents. So perhaps a bath? No offense. Just saying.

Vultures circling over me? Happens all the time in summer, thankfully it’s January, and the vultures are down on the Gulf coast

Or maybe you just smell like something dead and need a bath.

At least he recognized the sign for what it was.