Tom Toles for January 13, 2019

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 5 years ago

    On a short pier over the Potomac.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The only Americans the Rump listens to are his Rush Windbag, Ann Clotter, and Faux and Friends.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 5 years ago

    The current occupant of the Oval Office has painted himself into a corner alright, and, well, you know, it takes a very special kind of stupid indeed to do that in an oval office.

    As for what REALLY terrifies poor little Donnie Johnnie, he knows that when this is all over Nancy Pelosi will end up having his wee tiny cojones locked up tight in her purse. In fact, she already does. Sad emasculated loser PяesiDunce Tяцmp.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Walk out…yeah, keep walking…keep walking…we’ll let you know when to stop.

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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    The only walkout I want to see is a perp walk.

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    shakeswilly  over 5 years ago

    Push Trump out across the border and THEN build a wall. Wouldn’t that be a reasonable compromise ?

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    superposition  over 5 years ago

    What is it that is causing political parties to favor their ideology over the constitutional democratic republican government of the people, by the people, and for the people? Rather than working as a team as most companies do, in turn, each party has tried unsuccessfully to impose its policies on the entire populace when “winning” — sometimes by s fraction of a percent — and then claiming a mandate … even when voter turnout was a fraction of eligible voters. Rather than having a unified national ID system that would prevent issues about voting, divisive authoritarian politicians at the state level are manipulating the eligible electorate to create the appearance of a “victory” via purging, gerrymandering and reducing access to polling places. Currently, one party is packing the courts, as a precaution of their losing legislative authority. In companies, non-conforming employees unwilling to compromise and be part of the team are terminated. Our Congress which is intended to the people’s team is instead a battleground for two conflicting agendas which often do not include the real most pressing issues that concern the populace that they are supposed to be representing. Bipartisan legislation which should be the norm is very rare. It should not be. Members of Congress be humble public servants, not arrogant authoritarians imposing their will on the unconsenting public. Failure to collaborate and compromise with others should be an event that immediately removes a member of Congress as it would in a private organization. Our representatives do not fear us, but they should.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Now here’s an interesting idea: have Trump cross the border into Mexico. The Mexican police arrest his as an illegal migrant, as Trump is not a Mexican Citizen, and put him in a cage to await trial. Neat, huh?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What’s REALLY frightening is that he’s either delusional enough to think that Americans DO support the magical, mythical “Big Line O’ Slats”, or he’s SO FAR REMOVED FROM REALITY that he ONLY believes what the voices in his head tell him!

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    comixbomix  over 5 years ago

    It might be amusing to see how he manages to portray doing the right thing – for the first time – as his very own idea…

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    casonia2  over 5 years ago

    Jingles the Clown: Reheated reheated leftovers, patiently corrected (with reputable citations) by people who are intelligent, patient, and are paying attention. No one’s going to give you replies, Jingles. You’re a slow learner and not worth the effort.

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    DarthRevan  over 5 years ago

    Well, at least for me, it was laughed at more than it was “considered”.

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    braindead Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Trump has a simple, easy, solution to the impasse over The Wall — and it’s right in his wheelhouse.

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    Just tell his base, and have Fox “news” confirm, that the wall has already been built!

    Trump Disciples will believe anything their Messiah says, and when it’s confirmed by Fox “news”, that will be all the evidence needed.

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    If anyone questions where the money came from, Trump is such a financial genius, it came from the inauguration fund, a special billionaires go-fund-me, and some from the White House petty cash.

    And some money that was found under the cushions of White House furniture.

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    Trump Disciples analysis skills make this a slam dunk.

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    cageywayne  over 5 years ago

    Putin has trump by the gonads. He cannot change direction. Remember that he knows more about what Mueller knows than the public does. A rat in a corner will do desperate things.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Carl Bernstein: Mueller Draft Report Will Say Trump Helped Putin Destabilize US

    https://mavenroundtable.io/theintellectualist/news/carl-bernstein-mueller-draft-report-will-say-trump-helped-putin-destabilize-us-r479byB8ckuGoTMWJt9Ltw/?

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    stewybon  over 5 years ago

    For you to be dismissive or rude to us that have worn the uniform and/or still do that support our president take heed and be silent among your betters. You are not prepared for the sacrifice nor have you the perspective of those of us that have laid our lives on the line or died for your freedoms. Better that you should remain quiet and thought a fool than open your mouth and prove it. Semper Fi

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    Condoreggs Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When soldiers rally around a traitor of America, whom do they really serve?

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