Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 26, 2019

Five cents, please!

NO….don’t forget inflation. She is now a two bit shrink…

“Although she eventually completed her schooling and became a fully certified psychiatrist, Dr. Lucy van Pelt is best known for the curious physical disorder which stopped her body from maturing or aging beyond the age of five. Further, she is currently in analysis to help her determine why she is incapable of shopping for a new wardrobe.”

Nobody understands us crabby psychiatrists – that will be 5 cents please.

I’ll return for more therapy if you let me borrow Linus’s blanket.

He tried the rest then went to the best. He only had to pay her peanuts.

“Still – Only a Nickel” Anyone remember that line??? 8^)

She works for peanuts.

“I’ve started seeing the people in my life as characters from the comics I read as a kid. Can you help me, Doc?”

The doctor is… IN. Nicely done, and RIP, CMS.

Almost looks like he is wearing a straightjacket.

I only wish my company would hire someone as competent as Lucy.

And, as a psychological test, please kick this football for me!

What about the time she quit then Snoopy (dressed professionally) took over? He then added a zero to his price, causing Charlie Brown to explain “50 cents?! Good grief!”