The Wandering Melon by Mike Shiell for December 28, 2018

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    Ida No  over 5 years ago

    Wikipedia says that it may be French in origin. Better put all of France in Hell, just to be on the safe side. They also invented $250-a-bottle grape juice.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Just think of it as The Twelve Illicit Carnal Delights. And then wonder why “Five Golden Rings” is emphasized.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Funny thing: I listened to a Christmas music station everyday and only heard it once in an entire month. Maybe the djs don’t like it either!

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    Chris Sherlock  over 5 years ago

    Fun fact about the song: According to Wikipedia, the singer receives a total of 364 gifts from his/her true love over the course of the 12 days.

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    Mike Shiell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And LOTS of birds for some reason.

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Agreed!

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