Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 27, 2019

If he had some he wouldn’t need to dance for it…

I recognize this dance. It is the celebratory victory dance of the chief of a tribe of true Chocoholics who has obtained enough chocolate to provide for all. If he had obtained only enough for his own use there is more subterfuge and stealth involved so that no other could discover his secret cache. The customs of the Chocoholics tribe are varied and deeply ritualistic.

And he’s dancing to the Chocolate Rain song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

It’s National Chocolate Day!!

The natives are restless!

Mom looks quite predatory there.

And focused.

Now you gotta share.

Today is National Chocolate Cake Day, so well timed.

Looks vaguely similar to my donut dance…

Not America’s Got Talent level talent, but definitely America’s Got Talent funniest entry videos level talent.

Chocolate is THE Major food group. All others are important, but none other are Chocolate.

From this moment on, in my mind lobster fishermen will always be dancers.

No way. Dancing would mean having to share.

Dad, are you sure you’re not dancing because you have to go to the bathroom really bad? (See today’s Stone Soup Classics)

We don’t do that at our house because we always have chocolate. It’s a necessity.

Did he dab in the 5th Panell!?!?!?!

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