Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 20, 2019

Lots of snow bunnies don’t know how to ski. They just hang around the chalet. ’Course mom would NOT agree to that

to keep your head warm, Holly (and to statically mess up your hair)

Don’t you hate people who urinate in your Cheerios.

She’d be wearing a helmet to ski, not a hat. Once mom found out that that’s the norm for safety, the hat would be a no-go. Very few people wear hats or headbands anymore.

Previously in “Stone Soup”…the gang went up and stayed at a cabin where they cross-country skied. Holly complained about that…Wally and Phil nearly collapsed getting to them that way. So they at least know how to do that.

A half day lift ticket was $137 last month in Colorado. Shocked at the price. Good thing only one person went skiing in our family.

What Holly is not hinting at she thinks due to ski hat the attention from guys.

I’ve worn Cowboy hats all my life but I never owned a horse.

I gotta say she looks cute in this winter cap.

Same reason she probably bought you a bra. You don’t appear to have any use for one of those either.

Holly’s take on clothes: how cool will I be in this ________ (fill in article of clothing) when I’m _________________ (fill in activity). It’s not about function, but form.

Nordic is in.