Peanuts Begins by Charles Schulz for February 14, 2023

You outsmarted everyone, including yourself, again, Charlie Brown.

I feel your pain. You have no idea how much.

He doesn’t need to be a rhino to massacre you.

Now he’s back to being dog.

Charlie never learns.

You won’t be able to sit down for a month when he’s sunk his teeth into your sore aching behind CB!

Who’s laughing now, Charlie Brown?!

Don’t tease Cyrano de Beagerac.

sic’em Snoop!!!

Put a muzzle on Snoopy.

Rhino that you know, and you know that rhino.

Or as the late great Ogden Nash put it,

“The rhino is a homely beast.

For human eyes he’s not a feast.

Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros;

I’ll stare at something less prepocerous!"

I’ve always loved this one…

let’s hope to not envision Snoopy in the swimming hole imagining he’s a narwhal

Serves you right, Charlie Brown.