Mike Luckovich for December 14, 2018

Elf on the Shelf knows who has been naughty. Now Santa has to try to decide if giving a lump of coal is the best punishment for someone who thinks lumps of coal are baby diamonds.

Smart elf has to solution … instead of reporting back to Santa, he is going to go directly to Mueller!

Elf on shelf, troll in the chair.

Perfect “presidential” pout-posing. Just pray the puddle isn’t piddle.

He looks ready for a ‘flag hug’.

Okay, I might forgive the Elf on the Shelf for his otherwise overwhelming creepiness if he provides evidence…

Pence on the Fence

Don’t forget this Christmas that Mr Trump has locked up 14,000 children.

Thanks republicans!

Pouty Donald looks like he needs to lay off the Adderall and take a nap

I don’t suppose it would do any good at this point for somebody to point out to him how UNPRESIDENTIAL the crossed arms are, huh? He looks like a huffy, crabby, pouty oversized 4-year-old when he does it and it’s really embarrassing when there are adults in the room with him.

Sessions flipped on 45 too?! *smirk

And now, a Christmas Carol:

Bad King Donald Trump looked out

On the Feast of Putin

Trump’s crimes Mueller had laid out

The treason and the lootin’

Bad King Trump was heard to say

(Whispering to Putin)

“Could you please my problems solve

With a little shoo-oo-tin’?"

Putin said, "Don’t bug me, now

Not upon my Feast Day

Thanks to you, you bloated cow

I now own the USA

But your usefulness to me

(You idiot) is ended

Time to give Mike Pence his chance

Christ and treason blen-en-ded!"

Someone needs to keep their eye on crooked Republicans.

There are six active investigations against unindicted co-conspirator Trump.

Don’t forget the lesson of Nixon and Agnew.