Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2018

Things will get frothy later during the cavity search…

Not commenting on this one.

Is his name William?

NO!! I know those effervescent types.

You notice the sweetness, but not that he has no real values….

And soon he’ll start to cling to you…

You’ll want him with you every day, at every meal..

Just wait…. he’ll break you down till you let him into your heart….

and then he’ll be gone, leaving you empty,

with a big hole in your very being.

Nothing will seem to fill it, until you get professional help.

I hope it’s not too painful to go through.

Oh dear, I was hoping you’d never have to be surrounded by false friends.

Seems to me SHE’S the sweet one. (Sweet tooth. Get it? Get it?)

Looks like she’ll end up getting drilled in the end.

Another case of falling for the “bad boy”.

Special restaurant and all dressed up? He’s going to pop the question!

…and acidic enough to dissolve blood off the pavement….

He’s the “real thing”.

Make sure the cola is sugar free/diet and not sugar sweetened, we don’t want the tooth to get a cavity!

My parents brought me up not allowing any carbonated sugar beverages. To this day, I do not drink them. Look Ma! No cavities!! Don’t I wish.

Ingenious!