Bliss by Harry Bliss for December 12, 2018

He works there but shops somewhere else.

He says that like it’s a bad thing.

Milk for vegans?

Better be from a herd of dairy vegetables.

 

 

OK, OK…. but he didn’t say “almond milk,” or “soy milk.”

why I ’ve become a fan of Instacart…so I can buy my stuff and not have to hear their conversations…

That milk probably sells for more than he makes all week! Must be Hole Foods they’re at – it leaves a big hole in your pocketbook when you shop there.

Mom raised an honest son ….. truth hurts sometimes .

If you want a really fresh bloody look use tomato juice.

He forgot to mention they also want it to taste like meat.

Vegans don’t drink milk.

I guess it’s trendy now to rag on vegans. I say more power to them.

So I’m not vegan, or even vegetarian, but the whole beet/blood thing isn’t for those folks. It’s for us. The idea is to tempt us to try a non-meat burger. The more they make it taste and look like the real thing, the more people will be willing to at least try it. I agree with bobdingus. Keep up the good work.

And the red beef juice isn’t blood either – it is myoglobin.

Ironically that isn’t blood either.