March 08, 2019
February 03, 2019
what would the drawback be if Woodstock’s avian identity were a kiwi?
The camel said “I wish I could swim.” The fish said “I wish I could walk.” The dog said “I wish I could fly.” The duck said “I can do all 3.”
Who asked you for ID, Woodstock?
I tried to find myself once. I was in the last place I looked.
Oooh, Snoopy, put on an elbow-length leather glove, get Woodstock to sit on it, then put — oh, right, he’s not a falcon, either.
Nor an osprey, it seems.
He’s a #Yellow Bird, High in banana tree#
I always assumed he was a goldfinch with messy hair.
Did he try lifelock
He’s a little chickadee
Pretty good advice, actually. When deciding what we want to be, it may be easier to determine what we do not want to be (ie, mean, jealous, petty, insecure etc.) and then be everything else.
Looks like he COULD be a rock!
Based on his flight path, I would say: gnat.
Wait until he tries to find out if he is a vulture…
AFLAC.
Somebody had to say it …
Charles Schulz
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
what would the drawback be if Woodstock’s avian identity were a kiwi?
sirbadger over 5 years ago
The camel said “I wish I could swim.” The fish said “I wish I could walk.” The dog said “I wish I could fly.” The duck said “I can do all 3.”
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Who asked you for ID, Woodstock?
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
I tried to find myself once. I was in the last place I looked.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 5 years ago
Oooh, Snoopy, put on an elbow-length leather glove, get Woodstock to sit on it, then put — oh, right, he’s not a falcon, either.
mjb515 over 5 years ago
Nor an osprey, it seems.
eujeste over 5 years ago
He’s a #Yellow Bird, High in banana tree#
Adiraiju over 5 years ago
I always assumed he was a goldfinch with messy hair.
RobinHood over 5 years ago
Did he try lifelock
SusieB over 5 years ago
He’s a little chickadee
pony21 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Pretty good advice, actually. When deciding what we want to be, it may be easier to determine what we do not want to be (ie, mean, jealous, petty, insecure etc.) and then be everything else.
Indianapolis Smith over 5 years ago
Looks like he COULD be a rock!
MEPace over 5 years ago
Based on his flight path, I would say: gnat.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wait until he tries to find out if he is a vulture…
rgcviper over 5 years ago
AFLAC.
Somebody had to say it …