1) He moved his operation to the South Pole in 1904. He saw the global warming writing on the wall. (Also his Light Elves told him that Antarctica was the original North Pole in ancient times.)
2)He is part Light Elf and this whole scenario is more a reflection of North America than Xmas Town.
3)Light Elves, and their polar opposite Dark Elves are the size of humans. Though they can change size. Being part Light Elf Santa understands his people. This is a collaboration not a typical boss and employee scenario.
Automation came early for Santa. Makes it easier for him to continue the “Santa-Space Spider wars” that occupy more and more of his time.
GreasyOldTam over 5 years ago
Ol’ Santa will have to import some brownies from the South Pole to get the job done.
oldpine52 over 5 years ago
Someone is going to out source production to China.
Bilan over 5 years ago
Santa counters with an offer to turn up the heater a couple of degrees.
The elfs have no choice but to acquiesce.
over 5 years ago
A nice batch of cookies should cheer them up.
santa72404 over 5 years ago
They have no sELF control!
rekam Premium Member over 5 years ago
Love the caption!
jmcenanly over 5 years ago
These days, Santa’s helper is not elves, but Amazon.
the lost wizard over 5 years ago
They should have read the small print in their contract. Santa put in a clause to prevent these short stoppages.
Stevefk over 5 years ago
And Santa was just listening to his Randy Newman album…
Nate England over 5 years ago
Santa: But I don’t get paid either…
iggyman over 5 years ago
Shorter hours? A small raise?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 5 years ago
I’d demand more elf-enrichment classes.
hooglah over 5 years ago
Now you know why everything is made in China and Japan.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
1) He moved his operation to the South Pole in 1904. He saw the global warming writing on the wall. (Also his Light Elves told him that Antarctica was the original North Pole in ancient times.)
2)He is part Light Elf and this whole scenario is more a reflection of North America than Xmas Town.
3)Light Elves, and their polar opposite Dark Elves are the size of humans. Though they can change size. Being part Light Elf Santa understands his people. This is a collaboration not a typical boss and employee scenario.
Automation came early for Santa. Makes it easier for him to continue the “Santa-Space Spider wars” that occupy more and more of his time.