If they wanted a vacuumed carpet before a colonoscopy, they could just add a depilatory to the laxative.
Mona, you just aren’t musical.
well, as a male, on the rare occasion of needing to go full frontal, there isn’t a whole like I can do to prepare, beyond regular shower/cleaning, but it does bring about a bit of anxiety.
Gynecologists have lots of patients. Some of them shave and some of them don’t. That’s not what doctors are interested in.
Just be clean.
Mona is focussed on her internal dialogue and not on 3/4 time music. She needs to reconsider her personal hygiene….
If she listened to her boyfriend she could waltz through her gyno exam…
I heard a song title recently that fits here. “Kiss me where it smells funny!” Didn’t hear the song, just a commentary on the title.
“So I drove her to New Jersey and kissed her there.”
Best ever 3/4 time love songs? Can’t Help Falling in Love, Plaisir d’amour, When You Taught Me How to Dance.
November 06, 2015
prrdh over 5 years ago
If they wanted a vacuumed carpet before a colonoscopy, they could just add a depilatory to the laxative.
The missing M. Smokey over 5 years ago
Mona, you just aren’t musical.
BubbleTape Premium Member over 5 years ago
well, as a male, on the rare occasion of needing to go full frontal, there isn’t a whole like I can do to prepare, beyond regular shower/cleaning, but it does bring about a bit of anxiety.
CougarAllen over 5 years ago
Gynecologists have lots of patients. Some of them shave and some of them don’t. That’s not what doctors are interested in.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
Just be clean.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Mona is focussed on her internal dialogue and not on 3/4 time music. She needs to reconsider her personal hygiene….
JP Steve Premium Member over 5 years ago
If she listened to her boyfriend she could waltz through her gyno exam…
Egrayjames over 5 years ago
I heard a song title recently that fits here. “Kiss me where it smells funny!” Didn’t hear the song, just a commentary on the title.
jamesmbunte Premium Member over 5 years ago
“So I drove her to New Jersey and kissed her there.”
Ray*C over 5 years ago
Best ever 3/4 time love songs? Can’t Help Falling in Love, Plaisir d’amour, When You Taught Me How to Dance.