Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for November 30, 2018

(I’d like to apologize in advance for what’s coming next)

So what are you gonna do after you get done “mowing” that “grass,” Thor? “Fertilize” it?

Why you young whipper snipper!

She looks good enough to eat.

But don’t you guys eat grass?

I bet there will be a snake in that grass.

Just grab a herbivore.

News commentator on local accident: woman run over by lawn mower!! Disaster!! Film at eleven.

Say, isn’t it about time to water the lawn?

A hedge trimmer should do.

He tries “trimming” her, she’ll likely give him a concussion.

That ancient information fed into their brains give them these modern (for us) ideas to work out.