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By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 07, 2018

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Gosh . . . . he’s got a speedo for every veggie there !

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Yes! I am impressed that he found thongs in all those sizes.

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    PICTO  over 5 years ago

    I hope he realizes you don’t put thongs on melons…

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  over 5 years ago

    What’s he gonna put on the cucumber?

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    He picked those up easily at the store where the Kardashians shop, no problem!

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    donwalter  over 5 years ago

    WHERE did he find them? Most inappropriate if they were in a BARBIE store…

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    He’s really in a pickle now

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    Jeddo  over 5 years ago

    They make an interesting salad dressing.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 5 years ago

    Hey, that’s one sexy tomato…

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      over 5 years ago

    Keep them on, they look so natural and luscious.

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Works better on peaches.

    https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/shortcuts/2014/aug/01/peach-bum-pants-crack-chinese-fruit-market-knickers-qixi-festival

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 5 years ago

    That’s not what she meant when she asked him to dress the salad.

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    TazzTec  over 5 years ago

    Looks like any guy at the beach who is wearing a Speedo.

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    rgcviper  over 5 years ago

    So close, and yet so far, for those poor salad items.

    Made me chuckle. And then [face-palm]. And then chuckle again.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He also managed to find some Mustang Ranch Dressing.

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