Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 24, 2018

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Et mor cow

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    danketaz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    in that case, try the chicken.

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      over 5 years ago

    Nothing except different varieties of dipping sauces.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    Eat the menu.

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    rickseg  over 5 years ago

    Another universal comment about food is “you’re not eating that? It’s the best part!”

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    robolt  over 5 years ago

    Crab

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    Nyckname  over 5 years ago

    Talk about a pecky eater.

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    Diat60  over 5 years ago

    Just give him his usual chicken feed.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Okay, I’ll make it as easy for you as I can. I’d like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce, and a cup of coffee.

    A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce, and the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?

    Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.

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    rabizar  over 5 years ago

    Fiesty little pecker, aren’t you?

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Should I ask how he knows what he tastes like?

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    That’s not a menu. That’s your obituary.

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    kale

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