When bashing in the skulls of one’s enemies, it seldom matters if one’s fingers are sweaty or not, other than as some cloaked character assassination on the part of a partisan narrator.
Linton has been pretty up-front about his goals, methods, and actions since he was first introduced to us, and other than negative adjectives, he has been pretty darn heroic. Tarzan, on the other hand, has been an inconsistent monkey-dancer.
DaveG1960 over 5 years ago
That’ll help the memory
SKJAM! Premium Member over 5 years ago
Smart move! Like most pulp heroes, Tarzan is more vulnerable to blows to the head than he is to bullets.
Polsixe over 5 years ago
Great, another head injury. Tarzan not faring well here.
scpandich over 5 years ago
Tarzan’s been getting his hinder kicked quite a bit lately.
WoodstockJack over 5 years ago
When bashing in the skulls of one’s enemies, it seldom matters if one’s fingers are sweaty or not, other than as some cloaked character assassination on the part of a partisan narrator.
Linton has been pretty up-front about his goals, methods, and actions since he was first introduced to us, and other than negative adjectives, he has been pretty darn heroic. Tarzan, on the other hand, has been an inconsistent monkey-dancer.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
Then, half naked Queenie uses her charms to seduce Linton, and when he relaxes his defenses, she slips a dagger between his ribs. The End.
J Short over 5 years ago
Tarzan, Lord of The Inept of the Jungle. A few more head shots, and he’ll be talking like Rocky Balboa.
Old Comic Strip Lover over 5 years ago
How many concussions can one man take? I agree with Dave.Glass1960. This will bring back his memory.
edeevans1947 over 5 years ago
Tarzan really needs to stop yelling too early! He’s giving the bad guys way too much warning.
anomaly over 5 years ago
Tarzan’s weekly concussion. If rocks don’t take him out, a wooden gunstock shouldn’t faze him at all.
LoneDog over 5 years ago
Shake it off, Tarzan!
Emptypockets51. over 5 years ago
That one probably permanently crossed his eyes.
ScottHolman over 5 years ago
you might say tarzan took stock of the situatiion
OldDoug Premium Member over 5 years ago
A death blow for any mortal.
Sneaker over 5 years ago
Not to worry, maybe one of his furry friends will save him!
billcor over 5 years ago
that’ll teach him to mess w/ someones desire to live.