Too Much Coffee Man by Shannon Wheeler for October 04, 2018

“I don’t know; I’ve never gotten there.”

All we can tell right now is that all the dogs in the city are howling. Maybe if we record TCM and slow him down by 1,000 times we’ll be able to hear him, too.

Any. The stuff’s awful.

Kramer after his settlement.

I like my coffee strong, hot, and black. (Don’t need sugar ‘cause I’m sweet enough as it is.)

“Uh… whatever the chart says.”

“Do you have a drinking problem?”