The Buckets by Greg Cravens for October 11, 2018

I have taught hundreds of teens. Never had any trouble with any of them to the extent that cartoonists seem to portray.

Of course, I’m unmarried and don’t have children… So.

Both wishes have a roughly equal chance of being met.

I would settle for a measly Trillion

And one poor kid has to sit with his back to the camera. What, is he chopped liver? Can’t his agent get him more screen time?

Now ask Larry what you said. Don’t expect a better answer.

They hear, but it doesn’t kick in until they are in their mid-20’s.

He exists in a fog of himself.

He’s hearing OK, it’s just very selective.