Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 30, 2018

  1. Airhornmissc
    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I never realized Heaven was so market-oriented. You get your choice of wings?

    Can I get “buffalo”?

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      over 5 years ago

    Those wings really make him seem a bit cuckoo.

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    He didn’t – just drank a Red Bull. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to play Halo Infinity.

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    He must have a H*LL of an appetite after all that calorie burn!

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    Ideal when one wants to taste the nectar of the gods.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Choose insect wings and you can pretend to be a pixie.

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    Heaven is a concept embraced by churches as a selling point because everything they told you about reality turned out not to be true.

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    Ushindi  over 5 years ago

    We still need Joe Allen Doty in Tulsa to tell us over and over about how angels don’t have wings – the good old GC days…

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