Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 05, 2018

Basically, he doesn’t use the phone to wake up. He wakes up to the phone! Vive la différence!

I wake up to feed my pets, then go back to sleep.

Actually, at his age he’d probably be checking Snapchat…

Only the ladies use the vibrate feature to wake them up.

I couldn’t get past a mother asking her child how he gets up in the morning. Why doesn’t she know this?

Semi-retired. No alarms.