Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 02, 2018

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    B UTTONS  over 5 years ago

    No, it’s your nickname. You simply have a sour disposition.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Does it rhyme with Delores?”

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    Nachikethass  over 5 years ago

    He’s being “Diplo”-matic?

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    meg_grif  over 5 years ago

    He can’t figure out if you’re a brontosaurus or an apatosaurus.

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    the lost wizard  over 5 years ago

    At least he didn’t call you an old fossil.

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    meg_grif  over 5 years ago

    You’ve got to forgive him. After all, his brain is the size of a walnut.

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      over 5 years ago

    Just be glad he doesn’t call you “long neck.”

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    I bet his name is Thesaurus.

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    smgray  over 5 years ago

    Don’t be a “saurus” loser.

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    DanFlak  over 5 years ago

    The stegosaurus weighed in at about two tons and had a brain the size of a walnut. Although thought to be extinct evidence now exists that they are alive and well and working in DC.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m a Saurus

    you’re a Saurus

    wouldn’t you like to be a Saurus, too?

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    Rev Phnk Ey  over 5 years ago

    Better than, “Hey Dude!”.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 5 years ago

    How hard is it to remember “Petroleum”?

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    jdthird  over 5 years ago

    Are there other saurus’? Or is he THE sauaus?

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    coffeeturtle  over 5 years ago

    DoYouThinkHeSaurus

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    They must be Charlotte and Emily, the BronteSaurus sisters.

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