F Minus by Tony Carrillo for October 28, 2018

and the other 10%?

I’ve been saying that for years!

I’m not anti-vaccine, but I do suffer a bit from Trypanophobia (fear of needles), so I would most definitely prefer my vaccines in cake form.

And if they were a little less deathy.

Or if they could somehow ensure smugness cred.

Give me a slice of that Gardasil chocolate cake!

Hey, don’t knock it. Millions of my generation were spared polio by a delivery method not much different than this.

I got my flu shot a couple days ago, and thankfully there are no side effects- so far, anyway…

Mmmmmmmm…Fudge Flu cake!

It’s quite possible the anti-vaccine geniuses also believe eating sugar directly increases tumors/cancer, that GMOs are unhealthy, and that organic food isn’t a rip-off and waste of good farmland.

So would people needing laxatives!!!

The last place I worked before retiring gave us flu shots every year. I don’t know if you could opt out.

I remember a few years back when the vaccine was no prevention of the strain of ’flu going around.

As a couple of filkers put it (tune obvious)When you take vaccine, be sure

To take it orally.

For the other way, you see

Is more painfully. – Allen Sherman

Orally, orally, gives you far less fuss

Than to be stabbed right in your

Gluteus maximus. – Paul Cardwell