Remember those books back in the 80’s, “101 Uses for a Dead Cat?” Leopold is surely compiling anecdotes for his forcoming book, “1001 Uses for a Milquetoast Vampire.”
If Gary ever does turn back into the monstrous vampire that Leo wants him to, I think I know the first one who is going to get all their blood drained…
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
That’s simply too much to digest!
AtariDragon over 5 years ago
Mangos do it for me.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
This guy’s starting to remind me of my college roommate.
terra.cripe over 5 years ago
Gary gets a lot of physical ailments for someone who’s dead.
posstockhoarder over 5 years ago
Alka Seltzer! Alka Seltzer! Alka Seltzer! Alka Seltzer!
Obi-Haiv over 5 years ago
With chili, I usually don’t feel the way Gary does until it’s time for the chili to come out.
6turtle9 over 5 years ago
Remember those books back in the 80’s, “101 Uses for a Dead Cat?” Leopold is surely compiling anecdotes for his forcoming book, “1001 Uses for a Milquetoast Vampire.”
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
If Gary ever does turn back into the monstrous vampire that Leo wants him to, I think I know the first one who is going to get all their blood drained…
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
How many times, now, has Leopold killed Gary?
You’d think Gary would be getting the message, but there are no limits to his blockheadedness….
DHurd almost 5 years ago
Gary, Gary, Gary when will you learn? If Leo isn’t eating it you shouldn’t either.